RE:Are you kidding, my grand daughter could do better than this
Totally agree: this is a limp d!ck of an announcement, given that the actual results are excellent.
Looks like they need a new PR specialist.
On the optimistic side, one could argue that since most results are excellent, there's no need to go on repeating the same thing.
This announcement, however, did seem to have a substantial effect on trading round about 10 am (Eastern).
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