RE:I know an Indian...
I know an Indian that will slap the snot out of you. I strongly suggest you get your hatred in check before you meet a real Indian and find out the hard way. I hope you find someone to teach you the lesson you desperately need before you spread it to your children. Although I have a hunch the probability of you raising a family from your mom's basement is unlikely. Please give her phone back to her now, it's almost your bed time.