Southern Fried Chicken Joke A man runs to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
The psychiatrist asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the psychiatrist.
The man says “ I used to have a duck sitting on my head. We needed the eggs since the duck butt off”.