RE:RE:RE:United States of Mexico !!!!One time I decided I wanted to be a rabbit. I told my neibour that I am now a rabbit, and that all rabbit rights laws now apply to me. My neibour said to me, "but I can clearly see that you are a human". I explained to him that in this new era, we get to be whatever we want to be. He said "okay, if you are now a rabbit, and you now have rabbits rights, then I am going to shoot you with my .22 rifle and eat you for dinner". I immediately called the police. The police lady came to settle the dispute. She wanted to arrest the man who threatend to shoot and eater me for dinner. But the man said, "I did not threaten to shoot and eat a man, I threatened to shoot and eat a rabbit. I even have my small games licence and its rabbit hunting season." I explained to the police lady that I self identify as a rabbit now, and that he was going to shoot me. The police lady threw both us both into the pscyc ward. Lucky for me, the psychiatrist was a "woke" lady who decided that I get to be a rabbit if I want to be. I was served nothing but rabbit food and I was given a litter box, and a rabbit cage to live in. I realized that a life of being a rabbit was not what i really wanted. I turned back into a human and my neibour and I became friends again. He even invited me to his house for a rabbit dinner. I felt bad for the rabbit we ate, but on the bright side, it was hunted during the time of year that rabbits dont have baby rabbits. This story is fictional. The moral of the story is that human hunters should only shoot prey within season and when the animal no longer has babies relying on the mother for milk and stuff. Think before you shoot! I hate it when deer and other animals escape injured. On the other hand, if we had no deer hunters, the population of deer in southern Ontario would be too high which would lead to disease and car accidents. Humans drove the deers natural predators called wolves out of the area. If I was a deer, I'd rather get shot dead with a gun than be eaten by a wolf. Problem is, people get antsy and shoot deer without an easy shot or without accuracy. Then deer gets away with injury and suffers for a long time. Before hunting, shoot some targets to make sure your gun and shot is accurate. There are even some good people that are hunters and have had injured deer get away and survive. This is very sad.
scotianbot wrote: At what age can a male just decide to say they're a woman and start walking into womens bathrooms though? Or, vice versa?
The NBA and professional sports will look very different in 20 years.
Who am I to judge, seems odd though...
WeedTheNorth wrote: Pedophiles could always go into any washroom, child rape laws aren't stopping them, gendered bathrooms won't. They still get lots of Canadian oil, just not way more than they'll need for the next 20 years. You got a bad case of internet brain worms, sorry bud. Unplug to get help
OhyayaOmgWTF wrote: Now pedophiles can go to any washroom. No Canadian oil. Thanks Biden, how do you like me now? OMg