My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius , Dupe of the Luminous Feint called Ceapro , A Deluded Gull of the Creators at the University of Alberta --where
'Quaecumque Vera " ( 'whatever' things are true') reigns, An April Fool to deceit, misleads, outright
lies. And I will have My Vengance , in this life or the next.