Dumbass Conspiracy Theorist Southern Tom dies and goes to Heaven. God at the Pearly Gates welcomes him and says, “Just ask me one question, and I shall answer you truthfully”. He asks,” Were there a decade of fraud, scamming, deceptions and defamations by one poster with different aliases perpetuating a stock scheme on MTX?” God replies,”That’s not true. Don’t look. behind, those are the figments of your imagination”. Southern Tom said to himself,”Wow, it goes higher than. I thought”
Just then, the Inspectur walks by,”See Tom, you are a Savant”. The Chief also chimes in,” The Duck was correct, the five cents Phantom shares are worth more dead than alive”.