The tendieman $GRAT song- wink***cue music** the wellerman -tiktok sea shanty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auI9Cx8SGX4&ab_channel=DubbacMedia
There once was a stock that put to sea the name of the stock was $GRAT
The price blew up, the shorts dipped down
Hold, My Bully Boys holddd (grunt)
course;
Soon may the tendieman come to send our rocket into the sun
one day, when the trading is done we'll take our gains and goooo
She had not been two weeks from shore when karl Trudeauuu joined the board
The captain called all hands and swore he'd take his shares and holddddd (grunt)
Soon may the tendieman come to send our rocket into the sun
one day, when the trading is done we'll take our gains and goooo
Before the news had hit the market candyman and the reddit guys came up and bought it,
with diamond hands they knew they'd profit if they could only holdddddd (grunt)
Soon may the tendieman come to send our rocket into the sun
one day, when the trading is done we'll take our gains and goooo
No deals were cut, no shorts were squeezed The captain's mind was not on greed
But he belonged to the autist's creed he took the risk to holddddd (grunt)
Soon may the tendieman come to send our rocket into the sun
one day, when the trading is done we'll take our gains and goooo
chorus: ooooooooooooo
for fourty days or even more the stock went up, then up once more all gains were kept, it was looking rich but still those traders did holddddd (grunt)
Soon may the tendieman come to send our rocket into the sun
one day, when the trading is done we'll take our gains and goooo
As far as i've heard, the fight's still on the shorts not squeezed and the gains not won
The tendieman makes his regular call to encourage the captain, crew, and alllll
Soon may the tendieman come to send our rocket into the sun
one day, when the trading is done we'll take our gains and goooo
Soon may the tendieman come to send our rocket into the sun
one day, when the trading is done we'll take our gains and goooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo