Excuse me!Hey Larry, hey Larry, excuse me, over here!
Yeah, sorry to go full Karen on you, but we have been waiting and were promised two weeks. Now I don’t want to be a cranky stickler but by some calculations that would have taken us to the 16th. In fairness, maybe two full or calendar weeks and I misunderstood. And I know, you are relying on the lab and they appear to have let you down. This last year has been rough on a lot of us, many disappointments and changed plans.
We had put in our order for bonanza grade drill intersections last October, and I have to say the delay is colouring our experience. Your Yelp review is going to sting!
Whatever you can do to get this over with would be appreciated. And if not today, maybe you should courier over a nice bottle of Macallan Classic Cut to help me make it to next week without blowing a fuse. It would be a long, long weekend just doing the slow burn over broken little promises.
Thanks bud, appreciate whatever you can manage.
cg (Could b Grumpy)