Beautiful berth announcement in Ithaca Journal this morning!Special Medical a primarily anonymous and completely united Canadien family of somewhat unknown origins has today announced the successful berthing of twins. Born a record 369 days apart, the proud management and board members are thrilled buy the arrival of Fiddy Scent ( Feb.26 of 2020 ) and now Fiddy Scent II ( Mar.1 2021 ) both arriving buy way of USD ( united special diagnostics ). Those benefiting from the 369 days of labor would like to thank staff and doctors at the OTC ( Option Transfer Center ) here in Ithaca for their countless years of shorting and complete lack of respect and attention they garner as an OTC berthing center. Management and staff would also like to thank participants of Stockhouse ( specificlly the Beech Boys ) for their decades of support that have truly assisted in allowing Fiddy and Fiddy II the opportunity to berth at these levels depsite countless achievements from the mostly anonymous parents. In lieu of stuffed animals or other gifts, the family has requested that your shares be sold off at levels 20% to 30% below the berthing levels as part of future retirement funds for the aging parents. We seek safe return of your paper at levels far below their true value.
Touching....in all the wrong places ; - )