OMG my letter to CPG has been leaked and is now public…. Who the hell got their hands on my letter to CPG. I suspect someone on this board, and there are many. This was a private letter not meant for public consumption. I am appalled by the breach of trust here.You probably all read the draft but this was the final version which is more correct:
Dear senior management of CPG
Just the fact you quadrupled the share price in one year is not just fantastic , its a miracle. But of course you dont perdorm miracles of the divine kind but this - your conquest and revelation of CPG value to the world is truly astonishing. I thought a simple but heartfelt thank you would not do justice to you. This is a solemn event and I wish to highlight a few more home runs that just need to be forever remembered.
Hone run no 1 - you increased production like wowee during the worst pandemic ever, you kept it together.That is so awesome and so true.
Home run no.2 -not only did you keep CPG alive and out of intensive care during this crisis you bravely explored every nook and cranny to find quality assets amidst the frenzied storm ablazing.
Your grandeur shines through the aforementioned storm as it should . Shell and the others were bought at just the right time when prices were really fancy and only you saw it. Only your forethought and vision could make you rise to the top as you should compared to any others (who probably secretly aspire to be like you hee hee).
Home run no 3 - well its not like a ball hit out of the park but it is just you being regal and noble while accomplishing these great things.The way you walk in the office, your shoes, clean nails.I dont know it just has this effect.You displayed fortitude and remained discreet amidst attacks from disgruntled social media and shareholders blowing headwinds of discouragement, yet you displayed dignity and restraint. I only wish there were more like you.
I could go on and on but to see the share price now is like having bet on a grand winning horse and I am jumping in the stands, well not real stands,I use imagery here, and flaying my arms while you cross - what for me is the first finish line at $5.
Now is the beginning of another real important race - the second crown of that derby is starting tomorrow. I bet on you without any displaced bold or shy reticence, just like an exuberent and excited tiny flame,like the ones you light in the oilsands and I am flickering tonight overcome by excitement. May the oil and land entrusted to you flourish as it has and will continue I am sure…. as will the sunshine you have forever cast in my heart. Yours truly and yes to you , yes to continuing,as it should be, keep it up.
V.
CPG means oil
A low boil
and suck on it
Forget the trout
Keep going
I said
Forever dude.