RE:the pedantic "short and weak"
Name calling stopped bothering me around the time that I transitioned into Grade 6. Name calling that transcends this in some through to adulthood is of no bother to a fully functional adult. However, name calling, in an effort to create wit from a handle, well that I kind of like. But... repeating the obvious, especially when faced with a name like longhandstrong and the dearth of comedic opportunity that it presents, well, that takes it right back to Grade 5. And in that, much like you and your buds showed up unarmed to this battle of wits, is not really an argument, and approached with the same strategy I approach my 8 year old. You are likely either tired, hungry, injured or scared.... and fussing and kicking. "There there little one, it will all be ok" is the proper response to both.