RE:RE:RE:TreehuggerKoolman, this is for you (back cover), and only because your Sibling is a Tree Planter.
{“The ANTIDOTE”}
for the
NOVEL CORONAVIRUS
[C O V I D-19]
This liberating discovery involves a
Commanding, ever-lovely, reliable,
ecologically enriching, precious, wholesome,
flawlessly formulated, a potent Agent of
wellness, and Health, a champion
of inclusiveness, plentifully available,
animal-tested-free, cruelty-free,
border-free, patent-free, discrimination-free,
nurturing, tailored by nature to
successfully combat the fusion and the spread
of the Novel Coronavirus, universally
known (it stares everyone in the face),
within everyone’s means, easily cultivated,
straightforward, brilliantly Healing,
and persuasive Antiviral Botanical.
Moreover: This Antiviral agent’s enchanting
foliage was spotted by an eccentric
someone, Helicopter, and by Helicopter’s odd but
charming buddy, Buddy. This awesome detection
took place in the summer of 2019.
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