RE:last post at SH...You'll be back within a week.
Really, where would you be without ME here to STAY in your face all day long, giving you something to do. I oughta send your wife (or husband) an invoice for daycare services.
Make sure you get vaccinated - I can't wait to see that [male appendage] growing on your forehead at the 6/9/12 month mark. Send us a picture - I'll put it right next to that one of your mother on my dresser.