Paid bashers application To whom it may concern,
My investing firm is now accepting applications to become an internet troll. You will be paid to post negative comments on certain publicly traded companies online chat forums. These companies will be pre-selected for you depending on our specific needs for these pre selected stocks.
No education required, only individuals with a below 70 IQ test results may apply.
Must haves: A computer desk in your parents basement and be at least 40 years old.
Individuals who meet specified requirements will be contacted via homing pigeon. Best of luck!