RE:RE:RE:Paid bashers application Jack, who is better known as fdfd12 online is my personal assistant. He was our firms first ever basher hire. He has since graduated to being my b*tch. At the ripe age of 46, still living in his parents basement to meet our firms requirement was finally given his long awaited break. He moved out of his parents basement and is now sleeping on a cot in my shed. Once voted most likely to fail according to his high school yearbook, look at him now. Amazing story!
Thinkbigsti69 wrote: HAHAHA fdfd is the first one to apply. Maybe paul0316's investing firm will pay you more than the minimum wages your are getting now to bash.
fdfd12 wrote: The last few weeks, the paid bashers are making more money than us
shareholders.
No doubt about it
paul0316 wrote: To whom it may concern,
My investing firm is now accepting applications to become an internet troll. You will be paid to post negative comments on certain publicly traded companies online chat forums. These companies will be pre-selected for you depending on our specific needs for these pre selected stocks.
No education required, only individuals with a below 70 IQ test results may apply.
Must haves: A computer desk in your parents basement and be at least 40 years old.
Individuals who meet specified requirements will be contacted via homing pigeon. Best of luck!