RE:Lavatory on MEL Captain Canuck, information update from Maintenance. Indeed, several logs jamming up shitters have been identified,upper blockage with markers from Returns and Stocktalk, other logs yet to be augered through. Forensics further noted that these come from chronically constipated folks with only a handful of bowel movements per year. No point holding you and clients up further, Maintenance has replacement aircraft ready for you, now. Safe Travels.
StuffMyBunghole wrote: Captain Canuck here. I thought the weed board was bad but I think one is starting to stink bad. It looks like one of the shitters (that's airline speak for lavatory for all you aviation noobs) is plugged up, let's call in the Maintenace team to unplug it. Too much solid material for the poor shitter to handle, it just can't handle all the BS flowing into it. Hopefully the maintenace team gets this shitty situation sorted so we can be on our way again. Oh and for you all you aviation enthusiast, don't listen to all these fake wannabe aviators filling up the shitters with their BS, listen to this B777 commander who knows a thing or 2 about the airline biz.
Safe travels everone.