O First Class! O Wisest of the Wise! O First Class! O Wisest of the Wise! O ye who urged everyone to BUY! BUY! BUY! when the stock was double or triple its current value! Even though you have been duly shown to be completely clueless, please pontificate more! We hang upon your every capital letter! Please search for larger fonts, O Wise One! The current font size is not enough to contain your colossal and cosmic wisdom! O Wisest of the Wise!