RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:So Predictable
Oldnagger wrote: By your own admission you are a schemer and a liar , having set yourself the goal,of being creepy stalker in your own words You know absolutely nothing about me, but I know a lot about you after reading just a smattering of your posts. Why don't you try to grow up , little girl ??
Mr. Oldnagger, I know absolutely nothing about you because I have no interest in getting to know you. An old nagger is not exactly the crux of an interesting inquisitiveness. Yes, in my previous career, I was a stalker. Fortunately, I've only made one person my victim. I wanted to see what he's up to and I wanted to learn from him. This victim of my stalking confessed that he has no complaints about being stalked (especially by a pretty woman ;-)). If you want to obtain a victim impact statement from him, I'd be happy to shoot you a PM to reveal his alias.
Then I came up with a scheme, and that was to kidnap him. But upon seeing him, the scheme had to be rescinded: he's much bigger and stronger than me. I know you might already have the world police on standby. If I can negotiate an attenuated judgement, I promise I'll turn myself in.
I have since contemplated a change of career. Being a stalker can land me in jail, so I need a lawfu and well paid career. I heard there's a job title called "paid pumper" and I'm looking at applying. It pays about 35 cents an hour. Competition is fierce. You can't call me a "liar" just yet because I have not been offered this job.
If you go through my post history, you'll know more about me. You have repeatedly said you're retired and have a lot of free time at your disposal, so feel free to go with this endeavour.
Be happy, Mr. Oldnagger.