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RE:Poem for Entertainment purposes only

[Catspajamas]

Here's my (much better) poem:

Hiddensecrets was such a fool,
That everybody agreed he was a total tool,
Then he decided to change his name,
Because he got the wrong kind of fame.

He picked up the moniker Deepoil,
But his posts were still the same old toil,
He accidentally posted a link to his kiddie porn,
And now steadfastly ignores everyone's scorn.

We all know that he is actually a short,
And that his penis has a huge ol' wart,
Which is not even the worst thing,
Considering his breath smells like something...
that you'd find at the bottom of a seaman's...
drawer, ah that's right - his sock filled with three week's of semen.