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PitchinPennieson Nov 29, 2021 2:41pm
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RE:RE:Season-ending cliffhanger
RE:RE:Season-ending cliffhangerMWR asks: "How does one get hired to run a company into the ground? Where can I get an application?"
It would help if you were a graduate of the Rossi-Gudaitis College of Incompetent Pharmaceutical Management. There are several "Ian O. Ihnatowycz Scholarships" available for applicants with a demonstrated lack of aptitude for pharma management. Under the IOI Scholarship programs, you will be paid to run a company into the ground.
MWR says: "...civil of them to announce a dire potentially fatal financial situation at the quarterly and now silence at the deadline."
Shh! Be vewwy qwiet. Itchy Ed and Scratchy Ian are waiting by the phone, expecting a vewwy vewwy important call from Mr. HC Wainwright. They've been waiting there all week. Longer, actually. Mr. Wainwright must be about to call any minute now.