The Pump
On this by moneywagon is like watching one of those cheezy "as seen on TV" commercials. The "Tach light" comes to mind, you know, the guys selling a $1 flashlight for $9.99 while telling you it's worth $20, BUT WAIT!!!, act now and you can get two for the same price. (just pay the extra fee)
Ron Popeil would be proud.