RE:Private placementHi there "sucker born everyday" We have a lifetime opportunity for you today. We will sell you shares at twice the current cost and if you buy now we will also let you buy more shares at two and a half times the current price if you want. We are a totally great company with no available products and no revenue. Act now so you don't miss out on the chance of a lifetime. We are here to take your money and will do so with a smile on our face and a round of applause as we slam the door on your way out.
I love this company. So much daily humour.