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theinvestor22on Jan 25, 2022 9:58am
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The News of Today...25 January 2040...
The News of Today...25 January 2040...Funeral services were held yesterday for the internet activist affectionately known only by the handle lscfa. It was said he died from a bout of acute grumpiness, after having suffered from the chronic form of the disease since about 2018. No one could recall the exact cause of the ailment, although some suggested it related to a then little known company, Reliq Health Technologies, which was sold in 2026 to a major health care firm for 30 billion dollars. lscfa left his fortune to his best friend, theinvestor22, who vowed to continue to be crotchety and unappreciative for as long as possible. At the service were family and friends. His wife, Prime Minister Crossley, gave the eulogy.
Many wept and a few commented that his life could've been saved if only he'd agreed to remote patient monitoring. Sadly, he didn't.