I have a storyIt's about a so called expert........ it's not my story but a fellow on SH that I had a chat with .
Goes like this
Once upon a time many beers ago ( my friend ) went to see his broker and said I would like to buy some Microsoft shares . Nah no no ...said the expert I can get you into something much better , a gold mine called Orvana . I donno he said Microsoft sounds pretty good but ok fine if you say so I will go with Orvana
I am LMAO as I write this.......even though it's about the saddest story ever