Tonight's blockbuster newsMedia Central -- whoever or whatever that might be these days -- loves to drop inconvenient news inconveniently on Sunday evenings, when investors are all distracted by watching Bonanza and the Ed Sullivan Show. I'm anticipating at least a pair of jaw-drop announcements before bed-time tonight. Based on the past weeks' developments, it could be any of the following, but pick any two (please note that the following are not actual announcements and are intended for sarcastic purposes only. CEO.ca denizens should not read past this sentence, full stop.)
-- "Mr. Manos crawls under his bed, refuses to come out. Claims he's been through enough already and he's only a victim of circumstance"
-- "Media Central announces a new 'Shark Tank'-style streaming content offering, inviting qualified bookkeepers to apply for the position as the Next Chief Financial Offer to Resign"
-- "David Dennis accidently electrocutes self while changing lightbulb; takes leave of absense from Media Central while recovering"
-- "Staff of NOW Toronto walk out, will establish startup co-operative weekly newspaper backed by CEP union and City of Mississauga arts grant. Title of new paper to called NOW 905."
-- "Kirk MacDonald, the alleged Media Central president, reveals he is actually the other Kirk MacDonald, the Canadian jazz saxophonist, composer & educator. The two Kirk MacDonalds enter a Popeye vs. Bluto style argument over who is the real Kirk MacDonald. The loser of the set-to will have to admit he's living in Canada without authorization"
And now we wait for the other shoe to drop...