The path of the righteous stock is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of daytrading men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his hexo stock keeper and the finder of lost buds. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those  shorters who attempt to poison and destroy my stock. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."