News So Secret ThatEven the company doesn't know
KFC & Coke are letting NXO safeguard their secret recipes
McDonalds has named its secret sauce ALiiS
When it emerges, it will be via Matryoshka dolls
It will come with its own handshake
NXO's new logo is sewn shut lips
The Curse of Oak Island is filming season 10 in Edmonton
Its rumoured to be the Macguffin in the Mission Impossible 9
You'll never know even if it is released
Pissed he did not deploy this strategy, Bernie Madoff just turned in his grave