RE:Long weekend fodder - Deerfoot winnings fund dog rescueMy sources in the industry have told me that Jumpin Georgie the Jackpot Dog has opened a discount brokerage non-registered account and has apparently been buying GH stock lately.
When asked why a non-registered account, the HIgh River Bandit replied that the TFSA was topped out.
Other sources have told me that this mastermind K9 has contacted Acumen's trading desk in search of some bigger lots. The Bandit has been mulling over a hostile takeover.
The wiley K9 is being funded by Rover. For those of you not familiar with Rover, he is Michael Milken's dog, using junk bonds.
Other sources have said that Yvan Boesky's dog Willow has been working the phones ferociously and has been buying GH with knowledge of the impending takeover.
Jumping Georgie, Rover and Willow were using the consulting services of Dennis Levine's dog Schmucky.
Nobody has neard if Gordo, Gordon Gekko's dog, is involved in any capacity.