newdirty and burnt joke Newdirtyoldtimer picks out a sexy negligee, goes home and gives it to Burntout.
That night, the newdirty asks Burntout to put on the new negligee. Burnt goes into the bathroom, and as he puts it on he sees it is far too small. Burnout thinks: "His eyesight is not too good -- I'll come out naked and he'll never be able to tell. I'll get into bed, he'll put his arm around me and fall asleep as usual."
Burntout walks out naked.
Newdirty stares at Burnout intently, and finally says, "For what I paid, you'd think they would have ironed it first."