Drill, Baby, Drill Jarvie went drilling for oil in Namibia
He drills a hole, and waited for a gusher.
Suddenly he hears a loud voice from above, saying ‘THERE ARE NO OIL THERE.’
He pulls up a little confused, and moves to another spot, drilling another hole and hoping to find oil.
Once again, he hears: ‘THERE ARE NO OILTHERE.’
Trembling, he looks up. ‘Ahhhh...Are you G-God?’
‘NO. I AM NAMCOR AND WHERE'S OUR CASH AND SHARES'