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davgroon Jul 29, 2022 3:15pm
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ATE Breaking News
ATE Breaking News 2022-07-29 15:45 ET - News Release (Parody)
Antibe Therapeutics Inc. is pleased to announce that they have entered into a LOI with Stockhouse poster Duster340 (better known as Dumpster, Dustpan, Asshat, and CzechCashing) to provide "colour commentary" on ATE stock price movements and analytics. Dumpster's posts will include valuable insights like:
- Number of sequential days ATE's stock price has closed at the same price.
- Confirmation that Dumpster has bought or sold ATE stock including fill prices and number of shares transacted.
- Youtube memes that reflect ATE price movements or trading volume.
- Prognostications on share price movement with no supporting market data or analysis.
- Outdated and irrelevant market analysis.
- And much more content to be announced at a future date.
Analysts at Paradigm, Echelon Wealth Partners and Brookline Capital Markets questioned management's decision citing the fact that 90% of Stockhouse members have Dumpster on ignore which will ultimately negate any value in this investor information initiative. Financial details were not released but anonymous market insiders with knowledge of the LOI mentioned McDonalds gift cards as the most likey form of compensation.