Mustlovedogs01 was seated next to a seasoned gold investor on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers."
The wise gold investor, who had just started to read her book, replied to the stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
“Oh, I don't know," said Mustlovedogs1. "How about gold investing, junior mining stock valuation and stock manipulation” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
Mustlovedogs1, visibly surprised by the old investor’s intelligence, thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the seasoned gold investor replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss investing, gold stocks and stock manipulation, when you don't know $hit?"

True story!!