RIDE THIS PIG TO OBLIVION!It's the Clown mantra. Here's all you need for full Clown membership!
1) Pretend the scenario and sentiment today is the exact same as it was 2-3 years ago.
2) Fail to entertain the thought that anything has changed.
3) Make up conspiracy theories as to why the share price is dropping. it's those nasty shorts! Or the Fentanyl cartel.
4) Fail to read the quarterly reports and fail to recognize that the company is bleeding out EVERYWHERE.
5) Defend the stock relentlesly, and if all else fails (which it always does) attack anyone who attempts to interject reality into the discussion.
6) Put things like LOL at the end of yoru post, or tell us all again it's yet another amazing buying opportunity!!
7) When you wash out like Homestench, don't admit how wrong you were. Just tell everyone "you're taking a little break".
8) Never admit you are wrong, and for God sakes, never look at how much you've lost in your portfolio. And if you do look, rationalize relentlessly, and pretend that it's only a paper loss, therefore somehow it doesn't count.
9) Create multiple aliases, so you can pretend you have friends. Have your aliases give you thumbs up to pretend you have something of value to say, even though you don't.
10) Keep thinking that the U.S. will open "any day now", even though it won't happen for years and years, long after this pig of a company rides right into oblivion.
11) Get a job as a goof working at the car wash. Just don't get pissy if I tell you you missed a spot. ;)