RE:You happy with his sale. Guy with hammer: *hits self in head*
Guy with hammer: "Ouch"
Guy walking by: "What's wrong?"
Guy with hammer: "Every time I hit myself in the head with the hammer it hurts!"
Guy walking by: "Maybe You could stop hitting yourself in the head with a hammer."
Guy with hammer: "Don't tell me what to do! I've had this hammer a long time."
Guy walking by: *walks away shaking head*