Fall From Grace HereI wrote this for another venture EV industry stock I regretfully hold, you know, because the EV future is a comin' and now the timing is ripe, so they say; Yeah right!
CNC walks into a bar called “EV Industry” and the place is crowded to the max. CNC’s eyes light up like a kid’s on Christmas morning and makes its way to the bar.
Shuffling its way through the crowd CNC sees A-list celebrities like Canadian Grant, Biden’s Plan, Mining Deeds, Windsor Plant, sisters Giga and Recycle Cells, Tom Timmins, Public Hype, mob bosses like GM Rocko, VW Lou, and Tesla Tony: Even out of towners like China Doll, Bali Bets and Floating Asteroid are there.
At the bar CNC asks the bartender, Money, why the place is so happening tonight. Money tells CNC that the band “Free Cash” is playing tonight and they are expected to put on one heck of a show, like no other.
CNC inquires about the drinks. Money lists a few – Minted Money Margaritas, Banked Beer, Contract Cocktails, Mineral Water, Winner Whiskey, Billionaire Bourbon, and Draft Dough. You got any ID, kid, Money asks CNC.
CNC fumbles around for its wallet and in doing so its real ID falls on the bar with its fake ID. Money motions to the bouncers, Life and Reality, and they show CNC to the front door.
On CNC’s way out it sees ANY OTHER STOCK heading in. OTHER asks CNC what happened. Sulking CNC tells OTHER that it is wearing its favourite great results shirt and lucky NDA shoes, but even still...
OTHER heads in telling CNC not to worry, as there is another bar down the street called “Niche’s Neon” and maybe they’ll let CNC in.
The Venture stock, eh, held together with nothing but glue and articles on how great the future is going to be, huge numbers galore, but the SPs are showing those articles who the real bosses are.
Cheers