RE:RE:RE:RE:DesperadoesWINDGOD46 said "You seem to have trouble reading text; stop eating expired foods; go back to McDolands."
I went to McDolands and ordered a Big Mac.
But the waitress said "We don't serve Big Macs here - we serve only Big McDs. If you want a Big Mac, you'll have to go across the street to McDonald's. So I said, "OK, then I'll have a Big McD instead.
However, when she brought me the Big McD, it had an expiry tag that said
"Best before Jan 1, 1915".
Apparently, McDolands was still serving hamburgers left over from World War I. So I insisted that she give me an extra Ketchup, which she did.