SO WHAT IS TODAY'S EXCUSE CLOWNS??Is it those nasty shorts playing with your mind again? Naw, that exuse is getting old. We need something new, something fresh, something that really captures the imagination and speaks directly to the truth of the matter. Alien invasion? Extinction level asteroid strike? Hmmmm, yes those are certainly exciting, but it just doesn't have that solid ring of truth to it. Hmmmmm.....
Company is now selling the furniture to survive? Available cash is still shriveling at an astonishing rate? Klein is inept? You all screwed the pooch beyond recognition?
Yes, I think the truth has to win the day. Not as exciting as an alien invasion, or all the other lameass conspiracy theories you Clowns love to throw out, but there it is, the truth of the matter, all in the ohhhh so cold light of day.
While hearing your useless conspiracies grows old quickly, this one never gets old. Once AGAIN,
ASSUME THE POSITION CLOWNS!