Some one should create a new strain called Pumper Police. Strain: Pumper Police
Strain Type: Hybrid
A quintessential Sativa-dominant hybrid, Pumper Police gives you an intense rush like a freight train. Feel the burn of persecution for liking a company that you invested in. Pumper Police brings a stoned reckoning to investment social media investor experience.
Dominant Terpene: Dementia
Parent Strains: Gabagool, NJ Turn Pike, ForKekAboutit
Back Story: Classic sativas Gabagool and NJ Turn Pike were bred with iconic indica, ForKekAboutit to create the potent sativa-dominant hybrid Pumper Police. A SEC pumper dream has a sweet lemon and spicy pine aroma and an intense rush of owning posters who pump like sharks with fricken laser beams on their heads. Pumper Police soothes man babies’ minds so that they feel ok blaming others for their lack of investing skill.
Why We Love it: The classic Pumper Police strain hails from famous lineage and is still popular with its demented effects of going along with a pumper conspiracy knowing that there really isn’t one happening. Pumper Police is pretty much the only strain that empowers its users to see the total opposite of what conspiracies are actually being played out. Use with caution.