Sing along with S-l-o-w Eddie I was the CEO of Acerus,
And you really can't compare us,
With any company that's ser-i-ous.
Why, we've made more fuss,
Than Liz Truss,
That's why Ian's such a Gloomy Gus.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
So, great job, people. Fantastic work from us.
We're delivering on our promise.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
From S-l-o-w Eddie...
