Once upon a timethere was an abandoned gold mine in California rumoured to still contain great wealth, it's name was Providence. It was unfortunately guarded by a jealous dragon that wouldn't let anyone near it. The dragons name was crappy junior market or CJM for short. One day along came a pretty maiden on a white horse. She just happened to bank at BMO where coincidently so did CJM. He also liked horses, especially white ones. They got to talking over lunch one day and then re-opened the mine, found lots of treasure and lived happily ever after. The end