Konntrol News Special report to Konntroll from Parallel Universe News.....
Blakbarry today announced the appointment of Giuseppe E Sikstisevven to the role of CEO, effective Dec 25 2023. The date was selected in conjunction with the company's new Good Will Toward's Men & Women policy plus the BOD unanimously decided Christmas Day was a good time to give out gifts.
According to spokesperson Anna Mossity this decision overrides any previous election results. She goes on to say, 'Under the Unwanted Election Results Act the company is permitted to assign the person of their choice when someone on the internet claims there is hardship, no sales or revenue and share prices threaten to dip below $1, all the way to zero. All stock exchanges and brokerages around the world will be notified of this decision unless penny stock Fairfax takes over.
In a message to shareholders the BOD also mentions they were impressed by their choice's relentless personal attacks on the former CEO and the drive to have him removed, plus he knows exactly what's needed for success. However no one is sure what that is except it involves trolling the internet, several aliases, misinformation, insults, libellous remarks, an entourage of like minded individuals and bogus transactions/portfolio to name a few.