second verse same as the first, King of BB jon cheetah John Cheetah, a failed guide, and Premium Datswatsup, BlackBerry's fate weighed down by revenue's tobogganing hill slide. Fired sales presidents and years of decline, A tale of struggle that intertwines.
The $1.4B Cylance acquisition, a clouded affair, Whispers of a Nigerian scam fill the air. Is the Kink of BrakBreery worth $1/10B, they inquire, A valuation puzzle that fuels the fire.
A voiceless board of directors, their impact unknown, Leaving decisions unclaimed, seeds unsown. Will November 13, 2023, come too fast, Like a hidden Facebook settlement from the past shrouded in mystery leaving everyone aghast?
Or a Patent Sale, heavily discounted, from $600M to $170M, the deal remains unclear. The CEO finds solace in Marianne Faithful's song, broken English, a journey gone wrong.
Flights on Jet A fumes lingering in the skies KW to SV, nationwide. Home sweet home, a comforting thought, spending unearned bonuses shareholders never got.
A parting gift? Extended Fired or Acquired Contract, Celebrating money, but is its value intact? Spending billions, a cycle that repeats, Yet the fractional valuation of BB speeding spiraling to a sputtering shudder at a virtual AGM where management intend to huddle pretend to listen but Putin trading cards follow.
Value, they say, is overrated and blind, As billions flow, leaving questions behind. For in the realm of BlackBerry's intricate play, True worth lies beyond money's display, look to the craptain, arrogant display.
Let us ponder beyond spending's allure, And seek what's meaningful, something pure. In this complex journey of BlackBerry's reign, It's not just money that dictates the gain its how much wealth you can deliberately gain while smushing out more shareholder pain.
