Daddy, what did you do in Scotland?Sat in the pub by myself every day and posted on chat room.
==But Daddy who did you talk to?
That`s a good question dear because I don`t know.
==Well Daddy, there are scads of people you don`t know in Canada too so why did you have to go to Scotland to do that?
That`s another good question dear. I never thought of that.