Who exactly is this gun fighter they call LGRN?Nobody really knows but, everyone can well remember his confrontation with that potato farmer named TDMAN29 in front of the dry goods store.
LGRN had a six shooter on each hip when TDMAN jumped off the back of his wagon with an armfull of new spuds he was deliverying to town, when LGRN called out: "Sod buster, we hear you got quite a mouth on you but, can you dance?" With that LGRN cross drew them pistols and they started spitting lead around TDMANs feet. With that TDMAN put on the most entertaining solo dance the towns folk ever witnessed. Some say TD lifted his feet so high that his knees were hitting his chin making his clappers sound like castanets. And while this was happening, TDMAN couldn`t help but throw his taters up in the ai, and with every attempt to catch them it made him look like a juggler in one of those fancy carnivals that come to town. Anyway this went on until LGRNs bullets were spent which fortunately occurred at the same time TwiddleDees suspenders broke and his pants fell down to his ankles.
Some say that old TwiddleDee never could win for losing.