Cashy, sorry I rankled a nerveWas stoked DarnDude took the humour in my post and I did not think anyone, knowing my posting history, would take me too seriously.
You said you were buying. Definitely wish you well and it may be why your nerves were rankled. Dunno.
And I do like to play with language but no poem today
That is not a This Just In....it's entirely another Barstool feature