Fairytale in EdmontonIt's Christmas Eve, eve, eve, eve, eve, babes,
I'm, druck, ain't having any fun
As Boazlington whines" Won't see another one"
And then Ciao whimpers " The Old Investor's dew"
I turn my puked-face away , I dream of what made me SO BLUE.
Got into a 'lucky' one, a SURE Ten-to- One
now, I have feelings, this year ?, NOT for US.
So, Happy Christmas, GO--make love to yourself.
I can't see a better time, NONE of Gilles' lies will come true.
He's got houses like barns, he's got 12 years of our gold.
His lies go right thru You,
It's no place for the weak, as Ceapro will NEVER be on a winning streak.
When Gilles first lied to me, it was a cold Edmonton eve,
He promised me-- Pepsis, and the Danones were waiting for me.
He's a sleasze, a skum , the grifter of River City.
When the BNN Boys were saying, WE HOWLED for more,
Fabrice was slinging, the Hustlers were singing, " IT"S AN HIDDEN GEM'
' a DIAMOND IN DA ROUGH'
The Boys of the BNN crown were singining 'hidden gem' and the bells were ringing
ITS CHRISTMAS DAY!
Jilles ia a BUM, a PUNK, A LOW-LYING PIECE OF SHYTE!
A LYING, STEALING, OLD INCONTINENT MAN.
A SKUMBAG, A MAHGOT , A CHEAP, LOUSY FAHGOT!
Happy Christma\s Suckers, I pray it is our last.
The Boys of BNN crowd were singing, "hidden gem'" and the bells were ringing
IT^'S CHRISTMAS DAY !