PLEASE, I BEG YOU!!Please please PLEASE buy more of daddy's stock!! Y'all can sell some blood, sell more of memaw's moonshine, sell your golden sneakers, something, ANYTHING, and buy more of daddy's stock! It's your DUTY as god-fearin uneducated deplorables!! You wanna prop this thing up else daddy's going to JAIL and if he does it'll be YOUR FAULT!!!