350 Reservations! Stop right there! Up until and including that line you are l believe on target!
The balance is just unreal BS! Anyone reading the balance of that post, can see through your fishing for a bad outcome to everything! You have had some very good points of late but this is post is too much for people to take!
maybe put some ICE on your forehead for a day or 2 ! Come back with a clean view of things!