The YFI product that best suit your needs needs TDMANI may be mistaken but I think that YFI may have an additional product that would be right up tour alley..............oop.
This is specially designed for customers who believe they possess advanced telepathic communication skills. It is a totally wireless beanie that you can wear on your head. The material functions as a solar cell providing extra brain energy to augment what you lack. On top of the beanie there is a rotating antenna specially designed to appear as a propeller to mislead people from thinking of you as somewhat goofy. I hear that the company offers it in a range of colors suitable for all occasions: work environments like hoeing potatoes; work applications like engaging in telepathic video conferences while riding in the back seat of a limo; entertainment like night outs spent square dancing in the community hall: and even as a night cap when it is time for beddy-bed.