For all you shorter oinkers OMG I've got a goldmine for you on the Haines road, that way ya'all can goto Haines, youll love it. Ya can do each other. Its ok in the bush. By the theres all sorts nice pot growin for free on the hwy, be sure to stop n toke you'll feel like wavy gravy.
Its full of tourists and such. Lovely little town. Maybe Ill let you stay in the lodge at Kluane. You can do the sheep and be like i mean the sheeple.
Quick get to it. As you fly by the junction in your jalopy just think your fortunes gonna change. As you look at the water tower and feel the dust grindin... And your family sez r u a shty shorter or what!
https://rainbow-mine.com/en/ Enjoy the Yukon. They're waiting for you shtn losers.
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Ya'll know what's really funny, you still haven't how to set yourselves up.
In my opinion, enjoy.